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सड़ा हुवा अनाज, सड़ी ही प्रणाली है!

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By Satish Tehlan

मेरा चिराग-ए-घर गया लील।
तुम्हारा घटिया मिड डे  मील ।।

घटिया मिड डे मील, वो भूखे ही अच्छे थे ।
नहीं सालता घाव, हमारे भी बच्चे थे ।।

सड़ा हुवा अनाज, सड़ी ही प्रणाली है।
मासूमों के हाथों में, चम्मच थाली है।।

चाहते हो क्या, थमा हाथ में उनके कटोरा ।
उनको भिक्षु बना रहा, जिनका मन है कोरा।।

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‘For The People, Of The People, Lets Buy The People’ – Part II

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By Ankush Kumar

My editor played spoilsport last time around. Now I know why writers and editors do not share great chemistry. Because both varieties work on different experiments and both hate each other.

Anyways last time I worked hard to generate humor on the article ‘for the people, of the people, lets buy the people’ but my editor it seemed was in a quandary over its content. On one hand he supports Arvind Kejriwal and hopes for a change on the other hand he gags his writers by deleting content and changing the wholesome entertainment value of the post.

The problem is that he knows I will write only for him hence has a habit of taking liberties anyways I am taking forward the last post by highlighting achievements of the Congress party in the education sector.

A) The last time I visited a middle school in North India, the teacher and staff sat idle in their offices waiting for their salary, long overdue for an year, the students waited for their masters to teach. Since none bothered to care, only the mid-day appeared and disappeared day in and day out but the meals were missing. The only day I saw 110 percent capacity in the premises was when the children were given money to buy uniforms. Even those who had never bothered to see the school building (by the way that existed only on paper) had come for their share. That evening I was offered a feast, but seeing the apathy it was a tough pill to swallow.

(B) A certain pharmaceutical company paid almost a crore to the government and ensured that each state was sent a letter highlighting how disturbing malnutrition has become in our country. Celebrities have now been roped in to highlight the issue. This company wants to eradicate the problem by selling their food supplements. If anything they will manage to do it will be create customers not cures. Putting a child on a chemically manufactured diet is a potential scam in the making. If the government can ensure supplies of nutritious meals at the micro levels, all this nonsense will never be needed. But since our ministers have their children’s abroad education expenses to cover, the poor are becoming the scapegoats.

C) On one hand we have private urban schools turning to smart classes as the new way of learning, our schools at the village level still don’t have enough chalk and blackboards to last a year. Some children still manage to shine through, but the percentage is terribly low. When we have governments in states that try doing innovative things to promote education, we have our leaders at the center doing buffoonery as opposition. Nitish Kumar gave cycles to girls; Lalu had the brains to offer bikes. How we wish our leaders had some sanity left in them.

D) The Congress has been brilliant in shrinking our education systems to an all time
low. The guilt of Rahul baba failing in his education (he really dint need that) has propelled our central leaders to ensure that the masses are a few notches lower than their charming prince. Otherwise fooling the nation time and again will become a tough exercise.

P.S: You chop and change this one Mr. Scissors, I’ll stone you.

 

 

NaMo – Armed With All the Ammo!!

Popularity. Power. People. A change for betterment or worse? Dwaipayan Chakraborty ponders over this issue while taking us through Narendra Modi’s political career.

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Mr. Modi gave his final touches before the last lap towards Race 2014 by visiting his seniors, Mr.Advani and Vajpayeeji to convey his regards. He is now ready to single-handedly lead the BJP (some traces of NDA) towards forming the government in the next five years.

If you take one look at Mr.Modi’s journey, it would surely be regarded as a remarkable event. Beginning as an aggressive leader, staunch follower of the Hindutava ideology, he faced his major setback in the Gujarat riots, which still haunts him. Yet he has left that behind, and come a long way from being almost shown out from the party to the leader of the national election campaign. Let’s observe the current scenario, Mr. Advani, the senior most and the most probable person for the Prime Ministerial candidate has accepted that he no longer has a chance. NDA partner JD(U)’s Nitish Kumar, ending the 17-year long alliance along with any hope his being the leader. Other BJP leaders, some in support and some against have readily taken it for granted that if NDA wins, Modi will be at the helm of matters. So, any internal collision has been washed away. Now what stands between Modi and his being PM is the opposition. But even he knows that battle is relatively easier than any internal feud.

An able administrator does not always have a lot of friends. He is supposed to think the greater good and make decisions which might not be acceptable to everyone, but the majority. He starts off as a trainee, in this case a Sevak and scales the height gradually, falling / rising, but never stopping & most importantly waiting for the right moment to strike his dominance. Being at the top is never easy, one must toil out his skin and keep hoping for good luck.

The popularity today of Modi is not born out of a fort night; he has done a lot of things right to be here. I agree that he has a major religion-al setback to counter always. His domain is meagre, only one state, yet how many leaders can keep holding on to the mantle repeatedly. Inspirational oratory, industrial developments, youth workforce and loyal followers are some of his forte which has kept him going. Modi wishes to replicate the same on the national scale, though the challenges are greater. But ask any of his followers, and you will get an instant answer “Kyun Nahi Sambhab?”

Politically, the UPA look stronger on paper, after NDA losing its strong hold down south recently. The Prince has done a cabinet reshuffle to gear up things against their only significant rival, the NDA. Now after clearing all the internal dilemmas/ egos Modi stands alone. The stage could not have been better for him; he is unofficially the leader to decide whatever is right for NDA in order to come in governance. But his supports are weaker now, NDA alliance shaky, and some internal leaders not happy with his rise being a few of the cases he needs to tackle. Modi has to formulate an innovative strategy in order to win over the hearts of a billion. Already he has been assisted by UPA’s scam ridden regime and their inability to decide the upcoming leader.

After all, if someone puts his ears deep into the minority sections of Gujarat, one can understand the grievance they have against Narendra. They still believe he cannot be a good secular leader and has his inclination. Somehow 2002 cannot be wiped off from their memory. India is a vast country and the so called minority class isn’t a minority anymore. Modi has to deal with this too.

Popularity is the strongest Ammo in NaMo’s armour.

But is that enough to lead a country? Numbers will have the final say.

Pati Patni Aur Woh In The Bihar Political Drama

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Our Political Analyst from Bihar analyses the situation in the state referencing it with frequent marriages and divorces in the Indian Political arena. A must read where he mentions no matter what the equations become, the only loser would be the state and the people of Bihar. 

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In divorce though, a club and a spade would have been better”. This how relationships begin and when the going gets tough, the tough decides to fizzle out. In the last seventy two hours the Indian political class has seen a bitter divorce that has taken place. A formidable marriage between the BJP & JD (U) has finally gone kaput.

In the last seventeen years both these parties made their voters believe ‘they cannot live without each other’. Kept each other’s secrets close to their chest, both of them covered each other’s lies, they had their voters hypnotized by their actions and today out of the blue they tell the world that ‘we are sorry, we were wrong, we can live without each other’.

Day before yesterday the rains ruined an India v/s Pakistan classic, but yesterday was Super Sunday in Bihar politics. As the news started to trickle in that the marriage is over the entire city of Patna wore a deserted look. Normally the eateries do roaring business here on the weekends, but the voters had already been given enough food for thought to keep their stomachs full through the night.

The fear of a certain mister Laloo Prasad Yadav winning the next assembly elections came back to haunt the business community yesterday. The young entrepreneurs who came back to the city in the last seven years and pumped in money to establish their settlements feared for the worse in the coming time.

What hurt the people was the fact that a state that was once considered a liability had become an asset in such a short span of time, a government that won the last assembly elections purely on the issue of development had chosen to betray the faith of their people over the secular v/s communal divide.

The other woman in the relationship was waiting to take advantage of the divide. Congress had been sending feelers to JDU for the past two years now. What the two partners failed to realise was that every marriage goes through problems; there are times when both face ideological differences, both have an ego tussle ensuing, but at the end of the day, the alliance was not just about them, it was also about their loved ones; their voters. The problem is when JDU realised it had a cushion to fall back on, they had stopped caring about the relationship.

What unfolds in the near future is something only the clock will decide, but one thing is sure, the jolted voters will answer this step in the next general elections. Either ways whoever forms the government at the centre ‘BIHAR & ITS PEOPLE STAND TO LOSE’.

P.S: BJP is saying to the Congress ‘Honey you can have him’. We deserve better!

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असल में हैं ये लोकतंत्र के बलात्कारी…

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Satish Tehlan feels the recent political problems have come because of Indian Politicians who can go to any extent for self gain. 

गठबन्धन के टूटने का कर दिया ऐलान,
नीतीश-शरद को दिख रहे केवल मुसलमान।

केवल मुसलमान, हिन्दू तो बंट जायेंगे,
कुछ अगड़े -कुछ पिछड़ों में छंट जायेंगे।

बहुमत हेतु बहुमत का अपमान कर रहे,
अल्पमत के वोटों पर अभिमान कर रहे।

ऐसे मतलबखोरों का तिरस्कार जरूरी,
धर्म के नाम पे कमा रहे हों जो मजदूरी।

राजनीति से इन्हें दफा करने की बारी,
असल में हैं ये लोकतंत्र के बलात्कारी।