An Abstract Distraction


By Joybrato Dutta

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‘Paid sex’, woh standard hai, jo dosto ko pata chale to kamaal hai, par gharwaalo ko pata chale to bavaal hai. Kuch logo ke liye aspiration hai, kuch ke liye redemption hai, aur kuch ke liye education hai. Kuch mere jaise hai jinke liye yeh over-expensive fornication hai.

Maine kabhi try nahin kiya tha. Par kuch dino pehle jab akela apne hotel ke room mein baitha tha, tab realise hua, it’s worth a shot. Making love to a complete stranger seemed adventurous, also knowing that she will be much better on bed, was as effort to succumb chauvinism.

So I made the call. Deal was sealed. 5000/hr.

Exactly 9:30PM ko woh room mein aayi. Shukar hai mai Love @ first sight mein vishwaas nahin rakhta, warna ho jaata.

Cut to post sex (This is not an erotic story. To read a few download from http://www.savitabhabhi.com. If you find any interesting one’s mail it across.)

Me: So, tumhaara poora naam kya hai?
She: Kyun, facebook pe friend request bhejna hai kya?

She started getting dressed. I interrupted. “I paid for 2 hours aur abhi waqt baaki hai”

She: kya karna hai aapko?
Me: Baatein kare?
She (disgusted): Kis barey mein?

Yes of all the topics in the world the one I said was Love.

She: Love? Aapko kisi se hai?
Me: Nahin, abhi kuch dino pehle hi break up hua.
She: ohh so that’s why…..
Me: NO. I don’t use sex as a distraction. It’s love that distracts me.
She: Hmm
Me: aapko kabhi
She: Pyaar waala stage mai kaafi pehle paar kar gayi hun.
Me: to abhi kaunse stage mein ho?
She: abhimaan
Me: Ji?
She: Jab pyaar insaan ko tod deta hai to abhimaan hi hai to usey sambhaalta hai

Jawab nahin tha mere paas. Sahi keh rahi thi ya galat, pata nahin, par sochne pe majboor zaroor kar rahi thi.

Me: Aap pyaar ko underestimate kar rahe hai. Aapko uske taaqat ka andaaza nahin.
She: kabhi mere daftar aana, pyaar ke kamzori ka andaaza aapko zaroor ho jaayega.

Me: You are good with words?
She – Dhanda bistar pe zaroor hota hai Sir, par shuruwat baato se hi hoti hai. Every night’s not the same. I don’t always get a call. At times I have to go out and try my luck. Words help then.

Me: Itne customers rahe honge aapke, kabhi kisi se thoda sa bhi pyaar nahin hua?
She: Hua sahab, kuch se hua
Me: really? I’m glad, phir kya kiya aapne.
She: Discount mein blowjob de diya
Me: Kya?!?
She: Kahin suna thaa ki pyaar mein saamne waale ko khush rakhna zaroori hota hai. Bas wahi kar leti hun.

‘Startled’ will be a wrong word. ‘Impressed’ would be more correct.

Me: Samajhta hun, pyaar aapke dhande ki watt laga dega.
She: galat. Pyaar na hota to iss dhande mein itna munafaa na hota. Hum jaise log, raeso ka shauq kam, harey huye aashiqo ki zaroorat zyaada hai.
Me: Matlab?
She: Ek ladki ka pyaar hi kisi doosre ladki ke pyaar ko bhoolne mein madad karta hai. Aksar meri aankhon mein inn aashiqo ko woh pyaar dikh jaata hai.

Me: pata hai. I’m sure aapko kisi ke emotions ki parwah nahin.
She: Talent hai sir. Bina emotions ko samjhe woh saantvana de jaate hai, jo aksar dost bhi nahin de paate.
Me: What the…
She: A saddened soul asks for instant gratification. Love can’t provide that. Lust can. I am simply the answer to their lust.

Me: to kabhi aap Love bante hai to kabhi Lust. Kaafi naam hai aapke.
She: Na to mera approach badalta hai, na rate, aur na hi mera kaam. Bas log hi hai jo jazbaato ko alag naam de jaate hai.

Me: Kya kabhi kisi ko aapse pyaar nahin hua?
She: Roz. Humare dhande mein bahut taaqat hai.
Me: Aapko nahin lagta ki aapka abhimaan kuch zyaada ki bebuniyaad hai.
She: Sir ek baat batao, jitni pyaar ki baatein pichle aadhe ghante mein aapne mere saath kiya, kya kabhi ek raat mein apne ex-girlfriend ke saath kiya tha.
Me: nahin
She: Tabhi to chhod ke gayi,
Me: Kya matlab?
She: Bura mat manna sahab, par human tendency hai, hum aksar ajnabiyo ko woh sab keh jaate hai to hum apno se nahin keh paate. Kyunki ajnabee kabhi dhoka nahin dete hai. Dhoka woh dete hai, jispar aap bharosa karte ho.

Me: Now you are confusing me. I thought yeh harey huye aashiq aap par bharosa karte hai.
She: Aapka waqt khatama hua. Mere aur bhi appointments hai.

Me: thehro kam se kam clarify to karo.
She: Clarification is the end of conversation. Human nature Sir. Confused rahoge to curious rahoge. Curious rahoge to jawab maangne mere paas baar baar aaoge. Humare business mein isey Insurance policy kehte hai.

She didn’t wait. She left the room. She left me confused. Although I knew she intentionally did that. I knew she does it with most customers to get them to call everyday. I knew this confusion was just a made up strategy. Yet I called her the next day. Human tendency. And look who taught me.

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